Morning's at my window
jim fucking carrey
jim fucking carrey
I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people
How come a girl can wear guys clothes and look cute or wear a suit and look hot, but when a guy wears a dress or a skirt it’s weird?
because our society thinks it’s degrading to be feminine
If you find uninjured baby bunnies this spring, please return them to their nest and leave them be. Their mom is around and she will take care of them.
Visit wildlifehotline.com if you need more information.
Please reblog to spread the word.
This is basically what it’s like to be an adult.
All the time in everything.
SEE THEM ALL HERE
NUMBER 20 IS SO CUTE I CAN’T HANDLE THESE
IM SO HAPPY NOW THESE ARE SO CUTEEEEEEE
I think i’m in love.
i’ve had tumblr for years and i still don’t know what the fuck an rss feed is
losingteeths | make me choose → parahoy performances /
self-titled tour performances
what i love about mythbusters is that once they bust a myth they manipulate their variables until something finally explodes bc we all know why you’re really watching this show
Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.
I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points.
I really love this, because as someone with anxiety when I did take party drugs way back when I was always scared of going to the hospital because I didnt want to be arrested…..even when I bad tripped and cried in the bathroom for 10 hours because I thought Jeff was trying to murder me. I dont do party drugs anymore, but it still is comforting to me….seriously.
Most EMTS and medics I’ve met are some of the most non-judgmental folks ever. Look, we love helping people and saving lives. That’s what we went to school for. Help us help you, and everyone will fare better for it.